Introducing Rude Pig - where offensive humor meets Postal Pranks! 🐷💌

Based in our top secret bullshittery factory in Portsmouth, we're not your polite, well-mannered company - we're all about pushing the boundaries, breaking the rules, and giving zero fucks! Here's the deal: we're a crew of unapologetic pranksters who thrive on the art of offensiveness. Our mission? To deliver gut-busting laughter and leave a trail of shocked faces with our twisted, no-holds-barred pranks! 🌍✉️

Rude Pig specializes in taking your average mailbox and turning it into an explosive box of outrageousness! Whether you want to send your ex a glitter-filled package labeled "Toxic Remnants" or make your boss question their sanity with a fake resignation letter, we've got your back. Our team of diabolical minds is constantly brewing up new, mind-blowingly offensive ideas to keep the laughter flowing.

Now, let's get one thing straight: we don't care about political correctness. We're here to shock, offend, and make some jaws drop. If you're easily triggered, this ain't the place for you. We embrace the dark, the twisted, and the completely inappropriate. Consider yourself warned. 🖕😄

And guess what? We're not here to apologize or explain ourselves. We revel in the chaos, the controversy, and the sheer audacity of our pranks. We're not for the faint of heart or the easily offended. We're for the rebels, the renegades, and those who crave the thrill of crossing the line. 🖕💥

But don't get it twisted (pun intended), we do give a damn about quality. Our pranks are crafted with precision, using the finest materials that guarantee maximum impact. From shockingly offensive cards to meticulously engineered surprises, every detail is carefully planned to ensure your victims experience a level of disbelief they'll never forget. So, if you're ready to dive headfirst into a world of unfiltered, offensive humour, Rude Pig is here to fulfill your darkest desires. Brace yourself for uproarious laughter, jaw-dropping reactions, and a reputation as the most wicked prankster in town.

Welcome to the realm of Rude Pig - where being rude is an art form! 🐷💣🖕😄